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To put it bluntly- this card signifies a higher wisdom and a dank sense of spirituality. A truly enlightened card. Blaze it up and get higher than the heavens with this weed themed tarot card design!

Most people love beautiful greeting cards full of awesome details. Surprise family and friends with this elegant floral penis pattern thank you card!

Oh hi, welcome to the hermit of the crib. Do you want some trash? Please, help yourself.

For all those cryptozoological fans and nature lovers there is this decorative pattern featuring everyone's favorite creature lurking in the woods,Sasquatch AKA Bigfoot.

Pull Out Game Strong AF! For tarot.... just tarot. If you are into tarot cards, whether that be doing readings for yourself or others, this cheeky design is sure to get a few laughs - even if a bad card is pulled!

Damn Lich you THICC! Get some unearthly body positivity with this very curvaceous wizard skeleton that's sporting a dummy thicc booty with unfathomable undead power.

Does your special someone prefer a sushi date rather than a box of chocolates? And of course they like it raw (I MEAN SASHIMI OBVIOUSLY)! foodie gifts foodies sushi rolls sushi patterns japanese food sushi cute nigiri sashimi sushi fan sushi gifts hearts candy heart valentines card valentines day valentine food valentine food lovey love valentines cards sushi dinner raw like it raw heart box box of chocolates valentines valentines day funny valentines day so i heard you like it raw?

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

This is the hippie, floral, and fun way to tell people to 'Get the Vaccine' (even though you feel like screaming it at stubborn people.

This beautiful bouquet is sure to brighten anyone's day! Perfect for loving flowers and florals, rainbow colors, hidden images, and NSFW humor!

Udon Till I'm Gone! Feed me the udon or get gone! This design features an anime inspired bowl of udon noodle soup! You know how you always just want to eat the food in anime? Because same. Perfect for anime foodies and noodle lovers!

Weed be so cute together! Cannabe your Valentines? Celebrate Valentine's Day with you best bud and these fun stoner candy hearts!

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

A lot of people may not believe that aliens exist. But as long as you believe in yourself, they're definitely out there somewhere. Let that sink in.

I May Be a Witch But I Like My Men Witcher! You have a beast terrorizing your town? Cool, Geralt can take care of that for you... and you KNOW he can take care of you toooo ;) I may be a fearless witch, but I got a weak spot for a witcher! Who is the witchiest???

This love witch has put a spell on you, a love spell! Celebrate this Valentine's day with these sass and witchy candy hearts design.

Just look at those lil froggos leaping at the opportunity to enjoy nature's bounty! They aren't croakin around! Grab your foraging gear and look cool as frogs with this cute design.

Witches that practice herbology, herbal apothecary, alchemy etc. will know a thing or two about foraging, naturally ;) Herbal magic is a staple of witchcraft, and who isn't a whore for a little plant lore am I right?!

If you have no new clothes, then you're just a feast on the house to Jlaktturinn! If you celebrate all things Yule, then Yule love this Jlaktturinn design!

Nothing is better than Frogs and Hogs! Show off your love for frogs and hedge hogs with this cute and quirky, frog and hedgehog design.

Happy New Yule! Ring in the new year and celebrate the winter solstice all in one with this yuletide, witchy, pagan-inspired design!

This Pagan Hippie Love Yule! And YOU! No hate during the winter solstice! Celebrate the birth of the sun and be merry!

Celebrate the birth of the sun this Yule. No, not Jesus, that's not for me. "Yuletide" celebrates the birth of the Sun and also celebrates the "Mother" at the height of her "Greatness".

Don't Mess With A Pagan Solstice Or Yule Be Sorry! We heathens love our solstice celebrations and our puns, ward off any evil doers with this wintery design.

You know heathens are the reason for the season, we always bring the most fun satanic energy to family functions.

Your abundance of power toward freedom and liberation cannot be matched. Sit on your throne of self-expression and feminine energy with this, "The Empress" tarot as Medusa. Part of the Creepy Cute Tarot series.

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

This pastel goth interpretation of The Tower features a cyclops monster girl falling dramatically, as her cat ghost escapes from a cursed haunted house. This powerful card representing inevitability, destruction, chaos, and upheaval is part of the Creep Cute Tarot series!

What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't take this one to work. ...Maybe.

It's all just a bunch of honkus ponkus. Show your love for geese, bad puns and all things spooky with this honkus ponkus design!

It's all just a bunch of honkus ponkus. Show your love for geese, bad puns and all things spooky with this honkus ponkus design!